Wherein bobby henderson states that he compared this date to a random date in the year - july 10th - and found that it was always colder. And thus proclaimed it National Speak like a pirate day (correct me if i am wrong.)
also we all know that this day is beneficial to the environment
So the lesson is :
( i don't know who this is i found it on google!!)
Joe decided to start stealing my clothes
Yar har tiddledy die you are a pirate
I was attacked by Joe and Ed and this was forced upon me...
THEN I WAS DEFEATED! they hung me at the gallows.
Because my boots are awesome.
I like Pirates.
Bartholomew Roberts especially.
I know the truth and history behind pirates, i have let go of the romanticised Hollywood idea, i know what they were like. The brutal and savage nature of them does not put me off. I still love pirates.